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When red candles grow teeth.
This hilarious crypto meme t-shirt features a hand-drawn dragon formed from crashing candlestick charts, chasing panicked retail investors. It’s a painfully accurate (and stylishly absurd) tribute to every portfolio that’s ever screamed “bear market.”
Great conversation starter at meetups, hackathons, or your therapist’s office.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Candlestick Dragon Panic T-Shirt
$24.99
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Flexible returns
This hilarious crypto meme t-shirt features a hand-drawn dragon formed from crashing candlestick charts, chasing panicked retail investors. It’s a painfully accurate (and stylishly absurd) tribute to every portfolio that’s ever screamed “bear market.”
Great conversation starter at meetups, hackathons, or your therapist’s office.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |