Candlestick Dragon Panic T-Shirt
Soft Cream / S
$24.99
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When red candles grow teeth.
This hilarious crypto meme t-shirt features a hand-drawn dragon formed from crashing candlestick charts, chasing panicked retail investors. It’s a painfully accurate (and stylishly absurd) tribute to every portfolio that’s ever screamed “bear market.”
Great conversation starter at meetups, hackathons, or your therapist’s office.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Candlestick Dragon Panic T-Shirt
$24.99
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This hilarious crypto meme t-shirt features a hand-drawn dragon formed from crashing candlestick charts, chasing panicked retail investors. It’s a painfully accurate (and stylishly absurd) tribute to every portfolio that’s ever screamed “bear market.”
Great conversation starter at meetups, hackathons, or your therapist’s office.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
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